Raplunpigjapmabgig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty faun.

Raplunpigjapmabgig created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Raplunpigjapmabgig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Raplunpigjapmabgig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Raplunpigjapmabgig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Raplunpigjapmabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not chop down trees.