Armlenfubjat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain eagle.

Armlenfubjat created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Armlenfubjat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armlenfubjat, she will strike you with lightening.

Armlenfubjat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Armlenfubjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Never wear blue coats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.