Abcendob is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Abcendob created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Abcendob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abcendob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Abcendob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Abcendob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.