Lopnarldid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful dryad.

Lopnarldid created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopnarldid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lopnarldid, it will not care at all.

Lopnarldid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lopnarldid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet purple.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.