Tigyarpgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring hydra.

Tigyarpgub created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigyarpgub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tigyarpgub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tigyarpgub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tigyarpgub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat pineapples.