Wee is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate frog.

Wee created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wee, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wee, she will be very sad.

Wee's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Wee on top of important buildings.

5. Wee loves goats, so they must be honoured.