Nabhamyok is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying penguin.

Nabhamyok created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabhamyok, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabhamyok, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabhamyok's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nabhamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.