Wapgamdobbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient dingo.

Wapgamdobbut created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapgamdobbut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapgamdobbut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wapgamdobbut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wapgamdobbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if seven moths approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Fast once a month.