Padvidpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental newt.

Padvidpak created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padvidpak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padvidpak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Padvidpak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Padvidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think about black holes.