Bodflamstaftaillistpid
is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful
centipede
.
Bodflamstaftaillistpid
created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bodflamstaftaillistpid
, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bodflamstaftaillistpid
, he will turn you into a puffin.
Bodflamstaftaillistpid's
most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Bodflamstaftaillistpid's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt pigs.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always stare at clouds.
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