Bodflamstaftaillistpid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful centipede.

Bodflamstaftaillistpid created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bodflamstaftaillistpid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodflamstaftaillistpid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bodflamstaftaillistpid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bodflamstaftaillistpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always stare at clouds.