Satbegont is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody
troll.
Satbegont created a down quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Satbegont, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Satbegont, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Satbegont's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Satbegont's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick badgers.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Satbegont.