Davmitlim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Davmitlim created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davmitlim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davmitlim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Davmitlim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Davmitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Davmitlim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing indigo skirts.
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