Nellfid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous horse.

Nellfid created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nellfid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nellfid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nellfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your feet cyan.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help sick moths.