Ratyattal is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless owl.

Ratyattal created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratyattal, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ratyattal, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ratyattal's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ratyattal's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ratyattal.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear red clothing.