Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental snail.

Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull, it will destroy your home planet.

Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Larpligrapdidlegrutgan Dodnillfashakfasnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.