Nigcankarlib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome meerkat.

Nigcankarlib created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcankarlib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigcankarlib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nigcankarlib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nigcankarlib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing purple hats.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Always take life seriously.