Nigcankarlib is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome
meerkat.
Nigcankarlib created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigcankarlib, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nigcankarlib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Nigcankarlib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Nigcankarlib's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing purple hats.
4. Always help sick monkeys.
5. Always take life seriously.