Rutdudquafbassquagwig
is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless
aardvark
.
Rutdudquafbassquagwig
created carbon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rutdudquafbassquagwig
, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rutdudquafbassquagwig
, he will turn you into a goat.
Rutdudquafbassquagwig's
most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Rutdudquafbassquagwig's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat peas.
2. Always help gulls in need.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Do not make images of living things.
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