Fidmilvanmat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet newt.

Fidmilvanmat created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidmilvanmat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidmilvanmat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fidmilvanmat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fidmilvanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.