Cinfliskem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying badger.

Cinfliskem created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfliskem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinfliskem, she will turn you into a worm.

Cinfliskem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cinfliskem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.