Cinfliskem is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying
badger.
Cinfliskem created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinfliskem, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cinfliskem, she will turn you into a worm.
Cinfliskem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Cinfliskem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never think ill of sick shrews.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.
5. Do not commit murder.