Vabjadgan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless crane.

Vabjadgan created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vabjadgan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabjadgan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vabjadgan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vabjadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if three shrews approach from the east.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Always take life seriously.