Bugwatgam Citdutcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered octopus.

Bugwatgam Citdutcin created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwatgam Citdutcin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugwatgam Citdutcin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bugwatgam Citdutcin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bugwatgam Citdutcin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Bugwatgam Citdutcin on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.