Henhenpidbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing pig.

Henhenpidbud created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Henhenpidbud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Henhenpidbud, it will cry a lot.

Henhenpidbud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Henhenpidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Henhenpidbud first in all things.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.