Tonsinhot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident weasel.

Tonsinhot created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonsinhot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonsinhot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tonsinhot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tonsinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from white manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear pink boots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.