Didmittin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous ferret.

Didmittin created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didmittin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didmittin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Didmittin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Didmittin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Didmittin must be the most important thing in your life.