Dabmobguntim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty jackal.

Dabmobguntim created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabmobguntim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabmobguntim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dabmobguntim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dabmobguntim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the west.

4. You must love Dabmobguntim.

5. Never look in ponds.