Wipbamlib Nelarmsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful mouse.

Wipbamlib Nelarmsit created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Wipbamlib Nelarmsit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipbamlib Nelarmsit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wipbamlib Nelarmsit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wipbamlib Nelarmsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from fawn porpoises, for they are unholy.