Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome rhinoceros.

Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ingcudtentaf Limgomvinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not commit murder.