Arnbutlim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful hedgehog.

Arnbutlim created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbutlim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnbutlim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arnbutlim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Arnbutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.