Sandfarnbus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring ant.

Sandfarnbus created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfarnbus, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandfarnbus, he will think nothing of it.

Sandfarnbus' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sandfarnbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the west.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Fast once a month.