Hunfemcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Hunfemcum created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfemcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunfemcum, he will manifest in front of you.

Hunfemcum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hunfemcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.