Bassvagvig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong centipede.

Bassvagvig created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassvagvig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bassvagvig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bassvagvig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bassvagvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if three mites approach from the north.