Saghitgup is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome centipede.

Saghitgup created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghitgup, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saghitgup, she will throw large rocks at you.

Saghitgup's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Saghitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Saghitgup.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.