Midbamflis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental gerbil.

Midbamflis created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Midbamflis, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midbamflis, she will turn you into a dog.

Midbamflis' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Midbamflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.