Nullintig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic goose.

Nullintig created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullintig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullintig, he will come to you in dreams.

Nullintig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nullintig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three sharks approach from the east.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.