Zensinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced centaur.

Zensinarm created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zensinarm, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zensinarm, it will turn you into a dog.

Zensinarm's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zensinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Zensinarm.