Venhivsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking guinea pig.

Venhivsaf created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venhivsaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Venhivsaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Venhivsaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Venhivsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.