Bafnurrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous bee.

Bafnurrutt created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnurrutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafnurrutt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bafnurrutt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bafnurrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafnurrutt.

2. Hide from gray rats for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.