Dim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful seal.

Dim created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if three snakes approach from the north.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never jump near otters.