Vidzimbafdut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart lobster.

Vidzimbafdut created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidzimbafdut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vidzimbafdut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vidzimbafdut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vidzimbafdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not cook food in pots.