Pidbumced is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome squid.

Pidbumced created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbumced, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidbumced, it will turn you into a duck.

Pidbumced's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pidbumced's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not laugh in public.