Pascudnel is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful gnu.

Pascudnel created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascudnel, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pascudnel, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pascudnel's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pascudnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.