Rillpithim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating troll.

Rillpithim created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillpithim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillpithim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rillpithim's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rillpithim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. You must love Rillpithim.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.