Negganjin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy hippopotamus.

Negganjin created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negganjin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negganjin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Negganjin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Negganjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing near turtles.

5. Never pour water over plants.