Fidjen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful crab.

Fidjen created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidjen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidjen, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fidjen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fidjen.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.