Quimlistquart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident warg.

Quimlistquart created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlistquart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimlistquart, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quimlistquart's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quimlistquart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.