Bimbonrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered newt.

Bimbonrull created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbonrull, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimbonrull, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bimbonrull's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bimbonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Bimbonrull loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.