Sansogmid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful swallow.

Sansogmid created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sansogmid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sansogmid, he will manifest in front of you.

Sansogmid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sansogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.