Wapfasdimflow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless yak.

Wapfasdimflow created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfasdimflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wapfasdimflow, it will send you a sign.

Wapfasdimflow's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wapfasdimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Wapfasdimflow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.