Gut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented sheep.

Gut created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gut, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Gut's priests.