Kaphadfutrig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able wasp.

Kaphadfutrig created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kaphadfutrig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kaphadfutrig, he will laugh at you.

Kaphadfutrig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kaphadfutrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. You must pray to Kaphadfutrig four times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.